Before I get into this and piss off a lot of people I will say art is subjective. Depending on your point of view there is good and bad across the board. I’ve been attracted to and have totally dated tatt’ed up girls. That said, the one’s that can pull off proper ink are a dime a dozen.

So here’s to the ones that fail:

5. Back of calf

It’s just a weird spot in my option. If you have a whole leg thing going okay maybe =/ but this spot as a strategic one-off and I’m buying it.

4. Thighs

Typically hidden until it’s too late or you made it a beach day. This is the Yellow Brick Road to the land of Oz and much like the movie flying monkey soldiers will haunt you in your dreams.

3. Under Boob

For every Liya Silver there are a 100 of these

2. Face / Neck

This is the one you can’t hide or realistically laser off down the road. A buddy of mine has a wife who got her eye brows tatt’ed on and compliments to her – 20 years later you can’t tell. But that unicorn aside you need to have a massive clit and some brass ovaries to do this.

Even when it does look good I just don’t want to know what’s going to happen down the road.

1. Tramp Stamp

An unlikely #1 but due to it’s popularity and high likelihood the art will go sideways at some point in time this is by far the worst idea ever.

Think about it like this.

Q: When would a girl want to get this type of tattoo?

A: Late teen to early/mid 20’s

Q: What is the likelihood their midriff will stay the same for the rest of their life.

A: Ha!!!!

Q: What will look good and compliment one’s bodytype?

A: <Is abstract art possible in tattoo form???> Let’s hope so.