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What Girls Are Really Saying In Their Dating Profile

Key Words and Phrases to Watch Out For

  • Spontaneous:
    a: I’m super flaky and am constantly looking to see what my best option is
    b: I fuck when I want to fuck, act now while supplies last
  • Generous: I’m an honest whore
  • Chivalrous: a whore who thinks she’s classy by using words without fully understanding the meaning of them
  • Old school:
    a: I’m hot enough to think I don’t have to work and look forward to spending your money
    b: I’m foreign and from a country I had to leave because I’m cute but realized not hot enough to land the wealthy person I dream of every night.
  • Where are you taking me? Start peacocking now, I get bored easy.
  • I like trying new restaurants, traveling, and music: I’m basic
  • “…” Or nothing – you’re the one swiping right on me. There will always be some guy out there trying to get laid no matter what or scam
  • What are you looking for? Here’s your 1st test to help me determine which fukboy bucket to put you in
  • 1st words exchanged “what do you do for work?” I’m a high end whore
  • Social handle in the profile:
    a: I’m an influence or think that I matter in some way
    b: subscribe to my onyfans, meow
    c: I wasn’t hugged enough growing up and I really need to feel about of shit in my head

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