Things You Never Want to Hear From A Girl On a Dating App

• “I’m just seeing what life has to offer me”
  • Translation:  I have no fucking plan or idea and just want to have fun

• “I don’t like to make plans, can we just play it by ear”
  • Translation:  I’m a chasing the party and seeing who has the best plans every night

• “I might be free ____”
  • Translation:  She’s fishing to see what plans you have so she can size you up.

• “Do you have SnapChat?”
  • Translation:  I only look good with filters on and I’m filming later for my OnlyFans

• Where are you taking me?
  • Translation:  “Me too changed my life” I realized my pussy is expensive and I don’t have time for bullshit because I still need to get back to 10 other guys.

• I have __# dogs
  • Translation:  Warning 92% chance of daddy issues with baggage from a ex she was in love with that burned her. Depending on the type of dog she either needs protection or is making a diva statement from channeling her emotions in unhealthy ways
    *Oh I have so many stories about this topic*

• When the 1^st question or words out of her mouth are “What do you do?”
  • Translation:  I need to make my friends and others jealous and I can’t do that if you have a job that won’t impress them. OR My pussy is expensive

• “I’m an entrepreneur”
  • Translation:  Unless you are a pornstar, drug dealer, or lady of the night only 1% of the world can say this… So what she’s really saying is – Life is difficult for me and haven’t figured out what will allow me to find a short-cut to success because I’m too smart or have too much hustle to put the time into doing the work in a traditional old-fashion way.  

Honorable Mentions:

• “Spontaneous”
  • Double-edge sword here. Could be a crazy fun nympho. Could be just a thirsty hustler.

• Hot Asian chick quickly wanting to switch over to WhatsApp
  • ChatBot trying to get your personal info to fuck you (not in a good way)

• “Looking for … or Always down for any adventure”
  • Either wants you as a back up plan to a place she’s already planning on going to or looking for someone to take her somewhere she’s never been. We’ve all been burned by this but 1 out of 10 times this could turn into an awesome story.