Marry, “SHAG”, Kill actually has a pretty storied history. Who knew ?!?

I’m not trying to re-tell that story, you can read it for yourself with the two links below.
Wiki Page #1
Wiki Page #2

Rather, I’d like to propse two new games you can test out with your friends. Both are a bit childish in nature, but that’s part of the fun when you’re out.

First one is short, simple, and to the point. It’s called:

“What’s in her pants?!?”

This rules are simple. In the most creative way possible you need to guess the following:

Her Underwear, or lack there of

The grooming of the Kitty

What her “Princess Box” looks like

Once again the goal is to be funny and descriptive.

Here’s an example

A jersey girl like this probably puts just as much foundation on her cooter, as her face because she’s worried about the two, spray tan’s matching.
She secretly hates wearing the thongs she has on now and I give her about 15 minutes till she gets caught – digging for gold – trying to undo the wedgie.
With all the verbal and pysical abuse her clam has taken over the years she’s a bit self conscious on windy days… the roast beef flapping around.

Too much?

My other suggestion is

“What day of the Week is she?”

This one has a slightly more complicated way of being played.

Essentially this is just judging someone or something on a scale of 1 – 10.

One being a cruddy Monday where you got stuck in traffic coming home only to find your goldfish died.

Ten being a top shelf – open bar – wedding on a Saturday night… where you already hooked up with one of the bridesmaids and her slightly hotter, 21 year younger sister, is eyeing you up because he wants to rebel against the world and make her sister jealous [for no good reason].

As you have likely assumed, the goal is to be (once again) creative.
The complexity really comes in when you want to think about it like this:
Sometimes there’s days the week that you don’t expect to have fun.
> Like a Wednesday happy hour

But those days end up turning into epic stories w/ memorable events occurring.

Then there could be a Friday night… you’ve been excited about this night for a while but it ends up raining all day, you stepped in a puddle, the cold rain is turning to snow, then at the bar when you try to order your favorite beer – the keg just kicked… Yay Friday!

A do-over would be nice.

Once again, try to be as descriptive as possible and have fun with the little idiosyncrasies that make people different, invent something larger than life.