Life is either all about timing or a wacky combination of things. Sometimes you just wake up with the sun shining, birds chirping, and stars aligned in your favor. Regardless of how it happens, feel the joy of what life has to offer and go with the momentum its taking you in.

Confidence is sexy and today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Okay, still with me?

Now that the fluffy BS is over let’s get into it. While we all want to find the girl of our dreams, sometimes you need to sort through the sea of misery full of daydreams and nightmares alike. Along this journey you’ll find yourself in a different situation where you click with a girl pretty quick, and you have some decisions to make at the end of the night. Usually this happens as people get a bit older. Less Mickey Mouse BS that straight to the point. Generally taken from life lessons learn so if you check the box on a few key areas, she values her guard goes down and you’re entering the gates under a flag of friendship.

Then again sometimes life has just gotten the best of people and you are the dynamic variable in front of some want or need the girl has. Here’s that quick breakdown:

What’s in Her Head: Heartache / Learning How To Love Again

Recently Divorced – Women hit their sexual peak a bit later than guys. Most recent divorce’ are in their mid to late 30s and just getting into their sexual peak. In addition to that they have a lot of lost time to make up for. These winners tend to give zero F’s and want to explore all the different ways they can prove that to you.

Recent Breakup Rebound – Self affirmation is something women love to embrace. Whether they need that confidence boost from you or they say to themselves they’re “taking the power back” just know someone broke them in some way and you get to pick up the pieces.

*On a side note: it’s very interesting when women hear you recently broke up with someone. To them that every means you are either someone vulnerable who can molded and/or someone has been in a committed relationship therefore not being a man-ho*

What’s in Her Head: Part of Team Lush

Coke Sluts / Party Girls – Pretty self-explanatory here. They want to feel good and you’re the one paying/providing/facilitating that happening for her tonight. Don’t feel proud of yourself. It’s the equivalent of an athlete taking PED’s to cheat. Also consider this is how you get the ick.

Hen Party Peeps – The thought of a close friend getting married when you are single or in a not-so-great relationship F’s with girls heads. Their spoiled princess dreams have not been fulfilled as they start to realize they went down the wrong path.

Looking for Captain Save-A-Hoe – They think you are prince charming – I love playing captain a hoe. I’m not going to spend a lot of time on this one as it’s a rabbit hole, but I’ll sum it up best but stating the things women are attracted to:

• Money
• Power
• Respect / Social Clout
• Looks / Body
• A big dick
• Possessions & Shiny Things
• Intelligences + Swagger

What’s in Her Head: It’s So New – How do you do…

The Sheltered Soul – Some people can’t handle themselves. I’m a firm believer that one’s true self tends to come out when they drink, smoke, etc.… but if you’ve never been in certain situations curiosity might get the best of you. Maybe you can be that one mistake she’s about to make to learn a valuable life lesson. This is stuff that needs to be worked out in high school and the first two years of college.

This is why we love those wacky teenager movies

The foreign national – Ever run into someone right off the plane? Everything is so new and exciting to them. Or – for example – think of how most American women feel about the British accent. Different strokes for different folks.

Warning!!! This can also be a Captain-Save-A-Hoe female in disguise. Maybe find out if she’s an au pair or taking English classes first.

What’s in Her Head: Situational Slut

Vacation / Holiday Hook Up – While you need to be careful about stranger-danger, everyone looses their inhibitions when they think there is no connection to their normal (day to day) reality.

Daddy?!? – This one is scary. It can be any one of the types listed above. Whether it’s her biological clock ticking ticking ticking, not wanting to leave the country, or you check the box on things all in one night…

Watch out for these cra-cra females

Finally, rest assured that no matter what the circumstances were or chain of events that led to things … at the end of day this will be the outcome.

Because she’s the victim – it’s the only way she gets to sleep at night.