Sigh… so without any predefined hate in my heart F the new migrants in NYC.

What started with random acts of violence has organized and become a new form of mafia engagement.

And just when you thought that stuff wouldn’t affect you, sitting in your ivory tower – it does. Such is life in the new normal.

The new trick being run is hitting men right where it hurts the most 🍆. Real women, mostly from Latin America, are on Tinder scouting guys hoping to come over to their place. They are actually real women and they really do want to chill at your place. The cherry on top of this is you’ll probably get to fuck them. Sounds great, right? It is until you lt your guard down. Because as soon as you do. It becomes time to go looting around with your stuff. That quick trip to the bathroom, there goes a watch. Grabbing a glass of water before bed, oops there go the  sunglasses.

While you think you have your 💩 together  you can’t see everything. I myself learned this when some chick stole all my Tupperware! Seriously, nearly all my plastic food storage containers!!! Who does that!

Now for the risk takers out there here are some thoughts on how to roll the dice and come out on top.

If in a nice apartment, make the doorman take a photocopy of their IDs and sign in before allowing them in. Some buildings now even make people accept a QR code text message to work the elevator.

Last but not least, in true A-Hole style “Smash & Dash” flip out for no reason and kick them out immediately after the fun ends.

The new normal is a sad reality sometimes, but let’s make the most of it and laugh about the chaos while we roll with the punches.