1. Can’t stop chasing the party – Woo Girl
   This is the girl you either banged or wanted to in college. Unfortunately, as the years tick by it’s the law of diminishing return in effect. She still might look good but there’s sadness behind those eyes. From someone who has tried to fix many of these people you will either fall into the trap yourself or build resentment between the both of you, as you’re labeled boring + cheap. Any which way it goes the only thing that can break her of this vicious cycle is a negative life changing event. Most of the time that’s just getting too old then realizing you’ll never be a mother.

2. She owns a horse or rides one every week (not a joke)
Have ever met a girl that is obsessed with her dog?

Multiply that 10x here.

This is the product of two fantasies playing out:
1. Every little girl at some point in time wants to be a princess and pony of her own.
2. If she has achieved this dream, there’s no going back and she’ll never let go (at least psychologically). Besides that, short of being a NFL linebacker you’re never going to match the power and strength of that beast. No one ever wants to be looked at with judgement during sex.

3. The Hot Bartender
This is one that took me a while to figure out. No matter who she is, where she comes from, or what she says, getting hit on and flirted with by every girl and even some girls takes a toll on your psyche. In defense of this numbing effect of the people she’s dealing with emotional barriers start going up. This is correctable up until a certain point but if left unchanged there is a high likelihood even healthy emotional & stress outlets with turn into obsessive compulsive behaviors. No science behind what I’m about to say but a lot of these women tend to have or had at least one abusive relationship (emotional or physical) and their stress/anxiety causes minor stomach issues.
At the same time, these are some of my favorite people and I love their energy along with their sense of adventure.

4. Struggling Actress/Singer

We all want the best for the people around us, but sometimes the bar is set too high for some to grasp. As we have all seen from those talent shows on TV, a lot of people can sing & dance. Being able to stand out takes a variety of different criteria, subjectively judged and based upon whatever hole needs to be filled or vision of the “character” is portrayed.

Acting tends to be more of the looks with the hope you can function as a normal human being under pressure. There should really be a time limit on how long you can pursue these dreams. I guess the silver lining is tipping has gone out of control, so a lot of these people are making decent money waiting tables. I’ll say what I’ve said to a bunch of women in this field. You need to write your own stuff and workshop it for a certain amount of time …. Then make the next life choice depending on the outcome. It sucks to fail but the only way to win is for everyone else to loose.

5. Hot Foreign Nanny/Au Pair
When you think you’re the hottest girl, from a village in the middle of nowhere, ad watch too many movies this tends to be your go-to. Having dated a number of them there is a dark underbelly here. One of the ones opened me up to a world of manipulation where sexy exotic women roam in packs at high end rooftops and lounges. They are seeking out guys 35-44 preferable in finance or banking working long hours. Once they hook you, marriage comes quick. Shortly after they pressure you to set up boys night so they can justify having a girls night where they are likely going back to the same place they met you to now F someone they want to. It’s super messed up. I’d say 75-80% cheat with the other 20% happy for the time being (as long as you have a job).  
I won’t even get into the weird stuff involving the host family and the dad’s friends trying to smash her. That’s a bit of a rabbit-hole.

6. The Dumb Teacher

When I was growing up a lot of teachers were just sad, bitter women who took out their hurt and loneliness on kids. Now I’m seeing all the girls that got decent grades by just memorizing things and skating by in charge of the future. I get that teachers are sometimes underpaid, and their jobs are the easiest. But I’m not sure which is better or worse to deal with. You only hope the truly lost ones teach kids under the age of 10 before they do any real damage. I get that we all have a variety of strengths and weaknesses but when you lack the ability to understand and grasp core elements you are teaching – that’s an issue

7. Hair/Nail/Beauty Salon
Sex is a weapon. Especially when you need to use it to make a living. In my area a lot of landscapers and construction guys end of with these smoke-shows. Congrats! Most of them are pretty nice. Let’s just hope that their ability to hide flaws with well executed hair and make-up doesn’t come back to haunt you. Nothing negative to say otherwise. Just get ready to tell her she is beautiful every day. Especially when she isn’t!

8. The pot smoking Hippy

This was the girl you met in High School or College that was so cool to hang out with, and was always just floating around – chillin. One day you catch an edge of her and it dawns on you that you can have your cake and eat it too!!!! Those sweater puppies hiding underneath her baggy clothes are massive and you’re about to have the best of both worlds.

Things eventually fade away as your schedule got a little busier. Congratulations on  realizing you needed to move on with life!

If you ever feel nostalgic, not to worry she didn’t go far. Pretty sure she moved into her grandmother’s house when she passed away.

9. The Social Media Gardening Tool

Can you just stop taking #$%@# photos and making every time we are out in public all about you? Nobody cares that much about your life and I’m sure all your friends are already super jealous about everything you do.

10. Next Level Up: Decided to Become an Influencer
Before I launch into this one, I will say I know a bunch of people in this space. So before passing any judgement allow her to explain why her option on a certain topic qualifies to be heard.
For the other 90% of people who call themselves influencers or even content creators: it only counts if you comfortably earn a living off of it. Regardless, I really don’t care about your opinions. If you really wanted to influence people to make the world a better place you would have become a teacher or tour guide to spread the love and share the knowledge that can make a difference.