Sorry the large sausage you’re trying to order 🚫 on demand, isn’t available 24/7, and can’t be there in 30 minutes or less…

BUT – THANKS FOR ASKING!

I feel like all the apps and conveniences that exist now have made people worse rather than better. While I will go as far as saying Shazam is the best app ever invented and Uber changed the game with drinking and previously stressing out about getting from point A to point B.

The instant gratification the forementioned apps provide are making people (Americans) stubborn and lazy. Try telling someone under 40 the way things used to be…. Dating myself or rather my memory – there was a time when certain things were seasonal. That supply and demand shortcoming made stuff special.

The rest of this might sound like rant so I’ll try to toss in some jokes to keep the dialog moving.

One of the goals I have with this site is to wake people up a bit. As a society, let alone species we can’t lower the bar and go backwards in evolution.

As smart monkeys with oversized brains and apposable thumbs we know we’re better than all this BS. We just lost the ability to call it out without being labeled.  

I started this article bitching about a few girls I’ve lost as friends because they are texting or calling me at all sorts of hours during the week, demanding I go over to them and satisfy them. Likely due to someone else making them sad on a date or not kissing their ass at work. Whatever it was, the fact there was some degree of difficulty in their princess world they need to feel good about themselves by taking it out on other.

Before you say <what I know you’re thinking> “WTF – that’s a great problem to benefit from” let me just say – time and a place – within balance – don’t go to the well too many times –

While getting laid is great being used isn’t. In addition to that the fact that the other person feels some sort of power or control further turns me off and angers me.

For those who don’t have the same amount of self worth. All good… no worries.

Have fun at the GH later.

We all find our own degree of balance in our self-worth. As long as you effectively and politely communicate that; there comes a point in time where you must push back for your own conviction – sticking to your values.

It’s part of growing up and doing adult stuff.

^{When getting laid stops being worth the headache}