An on-again and off-again series of reminders when you’re dating.

Ever go on a date with someone who goes out of their way to tell you about a noteworthy ex?

I think we have all been guilty of this but it’s way more fun to point the finger at others.

Great at some point in this person’s life she climbed her “Everest”.

The other person doesn’t need to know this!

<But maybe this is good to know if the bar is set low???>

This really doesn’t matter as this person is now spending time with you but shout out the the following people I’m now Eskimo brothers with:

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/eskimo-brothers

• Jimmy Fallon
• Michael Che
• Dane Cook
• Collin Jost
• Rick Nash
• Nick Swisher
• Odell Beckham Jr
• A lot of D-list comedians
• A bunch more NJ Devils, NY Rangers, a few Islanders and someone on the Mets circa 2018

I know I’m missing a few names but honestly it doesn’t matter. I think I got the point across.